sirius and remus sharing bunk beds and sirius calling for james to check under his bed for monsters and remus laughing so hard he almost wets himself
Hey, I'm Mel and I love being a nerd :3
Resident Clint Barton
Resident odd mashup of Combeferre, Bossuet, and Grantaire
Jack of All Trades.
In general, I fuck things up. Also, I shoot things!*double finger gun point and shoot*
Ask me about Zombie Apocalypse survival!
A fork, knife, and spoon all in one
Chopsticks with a soup spoon
2013 we did it
YEA ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YU GO TO TAKE A BITE OFF YOUR FORK AND GET THE CORNER OF MOUTH SLICED OPEN JOKER STYLE BY THE KNIFE PART OF IT
do you want to know how I got these scars?
I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin’ on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin’ five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat
I’m ridin on a dolphin, doin’ flips and shit
The dolphin’s splashin’, gettin e’rybody all wet
But this ain’t Aegae, this is real as it gets
I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget.
Homer, book 2 (catalogue of ships)
auroramachine asked: Mr. Chris Pratt, you are the 3rd Chris that Marvel has collected so far. Do you think there is something special in your name or it’s just Marvel has a Chris fetish?
Chris Pratt: There’s definitely something special about my name. I’m joining pretty amazing company. Both of those guys are really incredible. I haven’t had a chance to meet Hemsworth yet, but Chris Evans… when I saw him, he literally ran across the room, gave me a huge bear hug, lifted me up, and was like, “Dude, you are going to love this!” It was like my brother congratulating me for like making the team. It was pretty cool. We bro’d out. There was a lot of love there… He’s a great guy. The point is, there’s something special about my name. You want your son to be successful? Name him Chris.