twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

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ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

image

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gimmehappyeverafter:

musical theatre, folks

gimmehappyeverafter:

musical theatre, folks

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claricedarlings:

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

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DO NOT SUPPORT JELLY BELLY THIS EASTER

selancastsvalor:

waitingfordesire:

Jelly Belly Chairman donates $5000 to help turn back the rights of trans kids in California to use the bath room and change rooms of their gender identity, not assigned sex.
Source: THE AGE

reblogging this just to say that starburst jellybeans are way better and don’t have those random weirdass flavors you have to eat around anyway

yeahhhh starbursts

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thingsfittingperfectlyintothings:

wine glass + sippy cup lid
(fit found by Kayla)

thingsfittingperfectlyintothings:

wine glass + sippy cup lid

(fit found by Kayla)

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agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

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babyferaligator:

the first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: 420dongsquad, via pizza)

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vandenpoel:

There’s no need to write about Frank’s fatal flaw in Blood of Olympus, we already know what it is.

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Avengers: Age of Ultron - On set: Italy

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aphkirklands:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#THERE ARE LIKE THREE STORES AND THEY’RE NOT CUTE AND QUAINT#THEY’RE SHIT

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Meanwhile, Jeremy Renner.

jeremy-fcking-renner:

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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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13thcat:

vivisec:

theslowestdrawfag:

imagineyourotp:

 Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a  love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in  Person B’s ear.

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imagine this happening during the apocalypse and they both know they’re going to die soon

THAT LAST ONE IS NOT NECESSARY YOU DEMON

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